Carabiners
Why have carabineers red strips on trousers?
Because they have to find their pockets.
there are two carabineers on reconnaissance. they see six men on a renault five.one of them says "Look! Look! they six on a renault five! we must fine them"
the others say: "but we are two in a fiat one!"
the others say: "but we are two in a fiat one!"